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A Guy Named Blaise Recaps Bachelor in Paradise

Screen Shot 2016-08-19 at 11.02.52 PMMy friend Blaise is one of the most interesting, smartest, most eccentric people I know. Somehow I convinced him to watch Week 1 of Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 and asked him some questions about the episode. Ladies and gentleman, this is what happened when a guy who sometimes wears eyeliner talked Bachelor Nation…

*WARNING* Not for children’s ears.

Disclaimer: All of this is FOR FUN! Lighten up!

Disclaimer #2: The last minute of this video is important. The Bachelor franchise depicts each cast member as a simplified caricature. In addition to this, each story line is simplified. Remember this next time you decide to send us comments on social media.


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As a true pisces, I live in a magical and delusional land in my head. In this world romances unfold the way they do in romantic comedies, everything at Sephora is free, Shake Shake burgers are a diet food, and we have the capability to clone Harry Styles.

In real life (what's that?), I spend my days pondering how Kylie Jenner's face changed so much. I'm a beauty junkie and pop culture-loving wedding videographer and freelance journalist. I have a Princess Jasmine complex. I am a Fanson (die hard Hanson fan). I enjoy belting old Celine Dion songs.

Please take everything I say seriously (I have my Masters in journalism from Syracuse University), but not too seriously (Cosmo is my favorite publication.)

One thought on “A Guy Named Blaise Recaps Bachelor in Paradise Leave a comment

  1. Blaise is great! He just recapped the show with my exact thoughts and words—too damn funny!!! Now I gotta google his band to learn more about him!

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