My friend Blaise is one of the most interesting, smartest, most eccentric people I know. Somehow I convinced him to watch Week 1 of Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 and asked him some questions about the episode. Ladies and gentleman, this is what happened when a guy who sometimes wears eyeliner talked Bachelor Nation…
*WARNING* Not for children’s ears.
Disclaimer: All of this is FOR FUN! Lighten up!
Disclaimer #2: The last minute of this video is important. The Bachelor franchise depicts each cast member as a simplified caricature. In addition to this, each story line is simplified. Remember this next time you decide to send us comments on social media.
As a true pisces, I live in a magical and delusional land in my head. In this world romances unfold the way they do in romantic comedies, everything at Sephora is free, Shake Shake burgers are a diet food, and we have the capability to clone Harry Styles.
In real life (what's that?), I spend my days pondering how Kylie Jenner's face changed so much. I'm a beauty junkie and pop culture-loving wedding videographer and freelance journalist. I have a Princess Jasmine complex. I am a Fanson (die hard Hanson fan). I enjoy belting old Celine Dion songs.
Please take everything I say seriously (I have my Masters in journalism from Syracuse University), but not too seriously (Cosmo is my favorite publication.)