Yeah, not completely sold that having to sleep in 90 degree weather while being eaten alive by bugs as I dehydrate myself through my eyes should be considered Paradise. On the other hand, I got to be with my sweet friends, stare at Jared, and wear a ton of cute clothes and bathing suits! This is what I wore in Paradise week #1…
I had to put the Princess Jasmine vibes out there at the very beginning in order to find an Aladdin, so I made sure to wear this turquoise Victoria’s Secret bathing suit first.
The black American Apparel crop top/sports bra I wore here was sporty enough for this date, while also being very Kylie-esque.
You know I had to pull out the sexiest suit for this date! It’s even called the Hottie Halter! The VS padded, push up top of this suit adds at least a cup size! Victoria’s not so secret.
Maybe the Jasmine outfits aren’t working…? I got this crop from Once Upon A Skirt. Their online store is coming soon!
*Sigh* This was a tough night! The best part of it besides the above photo was my wearing my House of CB Pia bodycon dress. Whenever I need a new outfit, House of CB is the first website I check out. It’s sexy, well-made, well-fitted clothing. Everything I’ve ever bought from House of CB has fit PERFECTLY. Bustle.com wrote an article about House of CB being a Kardashian and Karashley adored clothing line. Their sister site, Mistress Rocks, is also quite amazing. More fitting for my sister, Lauren, perhaps. Am I right?! I kid.
I didn’t expect a kiss that night, so I decided it was a good night to rock a red lip. Loyal Duchess Kimberly readers know that Mac’s ultra matte Ruby Woo shade is my go-to.
As a true pisces, I live in a magical and delusional land in my head. In this world romances unfold the way they do in romantic comedies, everything at Sephora is free, Shake Shake burgers are a diet food, and we have the capability to clone Harry Styles.
In real life (what's that?), I spend my days pondering how Kylie Jenner's face changed so much. I'm a beauty junkie and pop culture-loving wedding videographer and freelance journalist. I have a Princess Jasmine complex. I am a Fanson (die hard Hanson fan). I enjoy belting old Celine Dion songs.
Please take everything I say seriously (I have my Masters in journalism from Syracuse University), but not too seriously (Cosmo is my favorite publication.)