Do you remember what Jonah Hill’s character did when he saw Duchess Naomi for the first time in The Wolf of Wall Street? Is it weird to say I feel him? AND, yes, the Duchess part of this site’s title is derived from the Wolfie’s nickname for his wifey.
Is it weird that I spend more time drooling over Margot Robbie during in The Wolf of Wall Street than I do my first crush and my lifelong favorite Leo? Hot damn. Her beauty pains me. I know it can’t be imitated with makeup. I will never look like Margot Robbie…uh oh…I feel a cry coming on. Robbie’s facial structure is immaculate. Her eyes are mesmerizing. Her lips perfectly formed and pout-y.
I was seeing last week’s “Royal” Jennifer Lopez’s new movie, when that atrocious preview for Fuel played. It’s the upcoming action comedy Robbie stars in alongside Will Smith. As I debated whether or not I’m going to see it solely for eye candy purposes, I declared Margot Robbie to be this week’s Royal Crowning.
I usually like to “crown” a person who has made a timely beauty statement, but this week I’m making an exception. While Robbie is running around Sundance this week, it is her looks from the past year I’m honoring today.
Robbie is the type of girl who looks equally hot dressed up as she does dressed down. Isn’t that the best and most enviable type of hot? Look at her in this oversized Rangers jersey. Ya know, F U, Margot. This photo is everything. This photo defines perfection.
If Kate Upton and Charlize Theron combined their DNA, Margot Robbie would be the result.
As a true pisces, I live in a magical and delusional land in my head. In this world romances unfold the way they do in romantic comedies, everything at Sephora is free, Shake Shake burgers are a diet food, and we have the capability to clone Harry Styles.
In real life (what's that?), I spend my days pondering how Kylie Jenner's face changed so much. I'm a beauty junkie and pop culture-loving wedding videographer and freelance journalist. I have a Princess Jasmine complex. I am a Fanson (die hard Hanson fan). I enjoy belting old Celine Dion songs.
Please take everything I say seriously (I have my Masters in journalism from Syracuse University), but not too seriously (Cosmo is my favorite publication.)